Strangers in Paradise

May242012

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May222012

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May172012

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May92012

ofmannotofmachine:

Oh snapsss!

K.O.

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4AM

babyalehphaunt:

This just about sums it up. I am so disappointed in my state.

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May52012

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor. lol

officialtowntroubadour:

tithenai:

wizasaur:

-prettyprettyplease:

ultraball:

paranoidrobot:

…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?

ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN

CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL.

WOW. EPIC CATHOLIC WIN.

I LOVE THIS.

FREE DOG SOULS WITH CONVERSION.

I NEVER CAN. I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CAN WITH THIS.

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8PM

this is exactly what i look like right now hahahaha

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6PM

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May42012

I want to skin sexist assholes. Make a fucking sexist coat.

Me: Why would a man fuck a slut, if being a slut is a bad thing?
Guy: Because thats a sluts purpose. To fuck them.
Me: So its not okay for women to be sluts. But its okay for men to fuck sluts.
Guy: You are missing the point.
Me: That men can fuck whenever, whereever and how much they want----and never get called a slut. But if a woman behaves the same way, that makes her a bad person? Yea I think I got it.
Guy: Women can get pregnant. Men can't. Women shouldn't be having sex like men do.
Me: How do women get pregnant?
Guy: From having sex, you know that!
Me: From having sex, WITH WHO MOTHERFUCKER? WITH WHO?

May22012

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